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Robbo Country

Viscount Percy Peregrine Robbo

Born 1926 - Died 1969

Considered a buffoon even by the chinless idiots of the Soho set that he mixed with, Percy was forbidden to procreate by an Act of Parliament introduced just for him. Died from an overdose of joss sticks at a Grateful Dead concert.

The Twenty-Third Lord ‘Lucky’ Robbo

Born 1963 - Died ?

Considered slightly odd at birth it was only when he commenced his schooling at the age of 6 that his House master at Eton brought it to the attention of his parents that he considered their son to be somewhat ‘different’. Tests confirmed that ‘Lucky’ had a higher than average IQ for a Robbo. The shamed family immediately disowned him. Last heard of smoking Marlboro Lights at a laboratory in Wyoming.

Antonio Augustus Romero Robbo III

Born 820 AD - Died 857 AD

A blithering idiot from most contemporary accounts of his life. Insisted that he’d discovered America on one of his voyages in a rowing boat from the port of Bristol. However, since he’d only been gone 2 hours this seems unlikely. Also claimed that he’d never really enjoyed himself at an orgy and that the Earth was a sort of tetrahedron shape with big pink fluffy holes at the corners. Invented the pyjama party.

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