Over the years 'The Robbo
Clan' has received numerous e-mails and reviews. Here are just some of the
comments:
"You've set this organisation's work
back about 50 years..........." The Scottish
Tourist Board
"It's patently obvious that you have
failed to take the medication prescribed. I am therefore entitled under the
Mental Health Act 1857 to seek your committal.....................blah blah
blah"
Dr. Hamish Mindblower (Professor of Psychiatry)
"Your Flavoured Robbo Condoms are the
most reliable I've ever used." Tony
Blair
"Loved the pictures" Gary
Glitter
"Your family history is almost the
mirror image of my own. Spooky!" Mr.
S. Hussein, Iraq
"There is a fine line between smut
and filth. Your website disappointingly failed to achieve either."
Mother Theresa of Calcutta
"I've never read such tish & tosh
in my life. You should be had up for perjury!" Lord
Jeffrey Archer
"When the History of the 2oth Century
is finally reappraised the Robbo Clan's contribution will finally earn it's
rightful place under the chapter headed 'Idiots
of'......................" Henry
Kissinger
"NATO bombs Kosovo. Robbo Clan to
Blame." Washington
Post
"We are not in the habit of paying
money to people in order to facilitate the removal of all our software from
their computers but an exception will be
made................" Bill
Gates
"My husband and I are grateful for
your advice and concern regarding the forthcoming Australian referendum on the
Monarchy. We do feel, however, that for us to instruct Her Majesty's Government
to launch an immediate full-scale thermonuclear strike on
Adelaide......................." Queenie
"Here's my weekly order for my 6-pack
of 'Robbo Pants'. As usual, my Visa card number is
887654986547. Expiry date 07/02. This is a secure ordering site, isn't it?"
Bill Clinton
"You have consistently exceeded your
allocated website space with 'The Robbo Clan' by an average of 20mb. Failure to
reduce this to the agreed space will result.............yeah yeah yeah."
Gateway Service Provider
"Please Please Please remove my
pages................." Jenny
Robbo
"I hate you. I hate you. I hate you.
You're a rotten Dad" Anon
"CHERIE BLAIR PREGNANT AT 45. ROBBO
CLAN IMPLICATED." 'The Sun' newspaper
19/11/99
"Will you get off that bl**dy
computer. Your dinner's getting cold!" Lady
Robbo ( by e-mail)
"You're one sick muther*#@&*.........etc
etc" Grandma Robbo
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