BARGAINS GALORE

Item 00777

'Robbo Frocks!  Little black numbers by the score. Long frocks. Short frocks. Designer frocks Baggy frocks. Evening frocks. Maternity frocks. Backless frocks. Mutton dressed as lamb frocks. You name it - we've got it! All in size 10 with guaranteed red wine stain somewhere down the front. £5 each.  FREE CD ROM catalogue available on request.

Item 00911

'The Best Robbo Clan Karaoke Party Music Album in the World..........Ever Volume 23'.  Ninety minutes of pure magic. You too can enjoy the sounds of music that have graced the great House Parties at Robbo Towers this year. Sluralong with Lord Robbo on "Ooooh Flowerr oooof Scotlaan'" six times. Boogie on down to Lady Robbo slaughtering "Danny Boy" after 2 bottles of France's finest grapejuice. All tunes feature the lavish accordion accompaniment of 'Blind Willie Mctavish'.
CD No. 5432 - £12.99

Item 00111

Robbo No.9 Make-up set. As applied by Lady Robbo. Comes complete with trowel, builder's hod, 1cwt bag of cement and industrial cement mixer. Gift packaged for the woman in your life. £80 + delivery charge.

Lady Robbo is currently down in the cellar clearing away centuries of cobwebs and rat droppings in a determined effort to sort out some more wheat from the chaff.

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