GENUINE JUNK

Item 00063

Robbo Clan tongue depressors. Not much used since Lord Robbo changed to a more fibrous diet. £5 per pack of 100

Item 00544

Robbo Brains. Pickled and bottled down the centuries. Hundreds available. (Please note that we will not supply Medical Schools). £40 per jar.

Item 00782

Robbo Clan Wire Coathangers. We have hundreds of the bu**ers. Gawd alone knows where they came from but they're FREE to the first idiot to ask for them.

Item 00111

Lady Robbo's shoes. As new - many never worn. We have thousands of pairs gathering dust in all the wardrobes in Robbo Towers. Matching handbags as well. Send large sae for full colour catalogue and 60 minute video. All priced at £20 per pair unless you're Imelda Marcos in which case they're £40 per pair. All further enquiries direct to Lord Robbo. Under no circumstances should you talk about the sale of these items to Lady Robbo. OK?

Lady Robbo is currently taking an inventory of the contents of the Wheelie Bins in an effort to find something else worth recycling whilst relieving you of your hard earned cash.

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