Meet Katie & Peter Ronald. Katie is the daughter of Patricia and brother to Gordon. Peter, her husband, is a respected psychologist who has absolutely no idea what he’s let himself in for by allaying himself, albeit distantly, with the Robbo Clan. He will have found out by now that his credit cards no longer work, that his passport has been revoked and that invitations to respectable dinner parties have dried up completely. On the plus side he can now have instant access to some of the more obscure psychological cases previously only known via textbooks.

    Latest addition to the Robbo Clan is Aimee, daughter to Katie & Peter. Born in 1998 she was immediately declared sound and healthy which thankfully means that none of the Robbo genes have got through. Wisely, her parents have only allowed her to interact with any of the Robbo Clan under the strictest of supervision and then only infrequently. Could therefore grow up to be relatively normal but , frankly, we wouldn’t put any money on it!

ROBBO FACT

In a recent survey of visitors to the Robbo Clan website:
- 58% of respondents agreed that this was the best Robbo Clan website they'd ever had the misfortune to visit.
- 23.7% of respondents refused to divulge details of their credit card.
- 65.9% of respondents planned to complain about the site to 'the authorities'.
- 42.8% were lost and had been looking for the 'Rambo' website. You know, the film? The one with Stallone. Yeah, that one.
- 56% wanted to have Lord Robbo's babies.
- 99.7% complained of suffering from diarrea dioryea deearhia dorryheehaw a sore throat the next day.

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