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Robbo Flavoured Condoms. We have a number of flavours available. Ideal for the expatriate who would like to remind themselves of just exactly why they left Scotland in the first place.

• Mutton pie flavour  (a container of grease will be supplied with each order)              
• Sausage Roll & Chips flavour
• Deep Fried Mars Bar flavour
• Deep Fat Frying Lard flavour
• Tunnocks Caramel Wafer flavour
• Haggis, Neeps & Tatties flavour (similar to 'sheep droppings')

All come in bulk packs of 100 packaged in greaseproof paper and newspaper and are guaranteed to raise your cholesterol levels to typical Scottish levels. £50 per pack. Free Cardiac Emergency Pack if you order 1 pack of each flavour.

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'A History of the Robbo Clan'

A 600 page detailed history spanning 9 centuries of Robbos. This magnificent book is bound in genuine leatherette and has lots of words. It will give you minutes of pleasure.  Co-authored by Strathclyde Regional Social Work Department and Interpol. Only £25 each.

Lady Robbo is currently up in the attic cataloguing the contents in an effort to find something/anything else to flog on this page. Rest assured, she won't be allowed down until she's finished.

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