All souvenirs guaranteed genuine rubbish

Item 00891

Used cigarette butts (pack of 40) as smoked by Lord Robbo. Guaranteed no lipstick on filters. £10 per pack.

Item 00342

Robbo Relics. Since ancient times (circa 1951) it has been customary for deceased Robbos to donate their bones to the Clan Tourist & Gift Shop to help raise much needed funds for the ongoing restoration work at Robbo Towers. We are now proud to be able to offer these relics over the Internet. You too can have the limb of your choice adorning the mantelpiece of your sad little suburban homes. Guaranteed to be the focal point of your dinner parties prices range from £50 to £500. State which bone you want and we'll bill your credit card accordingly. Please note that most of the bones we have are not suitable for your dog.

Item 00674

Robbo Clan Wine. 12 bottles of Red or White Wine. Labels especially overprinted with 'Product of Robbo Towers' although they originally originated from the finest vinyards of Afghanistan. Still, they'll add a soupcon of kudos to your barbie, or whatever you call it, and will make sure that your guests bring their own drink to the next cheap meal you intend to offer them. £100 per case of 12. State whether you would prefer the cork put back in the bottle.

Item 00098

Robbo Clan Baseball cap. We have absolutely no idea what this baseball malarkey is, but since every Tom, Dick & Harry that drives a clapped out old Ford Escort wears one, we thought we'd jump on the bandwagon. £15 each. 

Item 00821

Robbo Clan Genuine Tooth. Gathered from underneath the pillows late at night from generations of young Robbos. All teeth are guaranteed decayed from years of chewing 'sweeties'. The 'going rate' for one of these gnashers has rarely fallen below 50 pence. Yours for only £1 each. Buy 20 or more and we'll throw in a piece of twine FREE to enable you to string them all together and make a wonderful necklace that will make you the talk of the town.

Item 00945

Robbo T-Shirts. Guaranteed to fall apart in the first wash these T-shirts are made from genuine
cotton-like material. Robbo Clan Tour dates from 1973 are printed on the reverse. Or possibly not. £5.99 each. £40 for a 6 pack.

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