Lynsey & Karen Robbo, daughters of the aforementioned Ian & Linda, are also now allegedly both getting on a bit in years. This last known photograph of them depicts Karen sporting a T-shirt mocking her father�s age. Despite the recent lack of contact we here at Robbo Towers still expect an invitation to their respective weddings whenever that might be. We demand to get our snouts in the trough! 

Douglas �The Greek� MacLean is notorious as the Robbo Clan�s hitman. Former paramour to the gorgeous Patricia Smith he is now retired from �the business� and leads a quiet life somewhere in downtown Glasgow painting and decorating. A keen amateur astronomer he is often to be found training his telescope on his neighbour�s bedroom windows. The court case is due to be heard next week. 

Gordon Smith is the son of Patricia and is now well into his twenties. Renowned throughout the land as the �handsome one� Gordon is a loyal follower of the Glasgow Rangers, which we here at Robbo Towers believe to be some sort of local football team, whatever that is. Only spotted, and then only fleetingly, at Christmas time his capacity for strong drink and partying is legendary. Rumour has it that, as a baby, he was bottle-fed sterilised Budweiser.

ROBBO FACT

If you have one of the following surnames you can automatically claim affiliation with the Robbo Clan. This will entitle you to free access to Robbo Towers at the usual visiting times and a chance to enter our monthly Free prize draw to win a pre-printed Bank Transfer slip made out to the 'Robbo Clan':

• Murdoch (Australian branch only)

• Windsor

• Kennedy

• Gates

• Brunei

• Getty

• McCartney (Liverpool sect only)

• Diaz

• Di Caprio

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alltheclan at therobboclan.com