
Here she is! The matriarch of the clan
Robbo herself - Grandma Robbo. Born Margaret Eliza Howie many moons ago in Brechin, Angus she’s mother to Alan,
Ian & Sheila. Widowed and now in her 70’s she lives noisily with her labrador
dog, Kelly, in the village of Carnwath near Lanark where she terrorises the neighbours by force-feeding them homebaking at every opportunity. If she could get her hands on
Lord Robbo
she’d slap his legs.
Aha! Sheila McDonald, daughter of Grandma Robbo and younger sibling
of Lord Robbo. She’s married to Peter and has 2 daughters, Ashley & Kim, 2 very large dogs, 2 legs, 2 arms
and 2 minds to knock the livin’ daylights out of her big brother. She’s completely
bonkers of course. A true Robbo.
And this be Peter. A high flying manager type chappie
in Local Government and a qualified Chartered Surveyor he has a wild sense of
humour. Obviously. He married Sheila! Regarded by some as a fully paid up associate member of the Robbo Clan he has frequently threatened to take Court action against
us if this rumour is repeated.
ROBBO FACT
Household staff at Robbo Towers are
required to bow whilst tugging their forelocks whenever the Lord or Lady Robbo deign to address them. Failure
to do so results in an instant whipping for their impertinence. When in the presence of
the Princess Jennifer Robbo they must immediately get down on their knees and pray.
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