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Hello kiddies! Welcome to Santa's Robbo Grotto where you can get a chance to sit on Santa Robbo's lap and tell him what your greedy little mind wants for Christmas this year. Fancy the opportunity to bankrupt your parents once and for all? Take them to the cleaners with outrageous requests? Well, you'll find a willing and encouraging ear from Santa Robbo. In fact, if you're struggling to come up with ideas for what you would like because you've already got everything a brat needs, Santa Robbo can supply you with loads of suggestions with prices starting at a £1000 guaranteed minimum. And that's not all - every kiddie gets to take away a mystery present that'll have your parents demented by Boxing Day. So, why not pay Santa Robbo's Grotto at Robbo Towers a personal visit before Christmas and get what's coming to you?

Opening hours 9am to 5pm every day. Open all year round except Christmas Day, Boxing Day, New Years Day, Most of July & August, the 2nd week of October, Easter & any day following a good night down the pub by Lord Robbo.Tickets cost £150 per child. Don't forget to bring along your Mummy and her credit card. No spotty teenagers please.

Every ticket purchased entitles holder to enter Grotto and receive:

  • FREE advice on what you should ask Santa for this year.

  • A FREE mystery gift (see below).

  • A FREE photograph of your Mummy sitting on Santa Robbo's lap.

  • A FREE mince pie and cold drink.

  • A FREE ride on Rudolph the Red-nosed Rottweiler.

  • A FREE bumper sticker saying "I've been Robboed".    

Your Mystery Gift from Santa Robbo will consist of:

For little girlies: Either a genuine 'Lord Robbo Doll ®' which you can introduce to Barbie in an attempt to woo her affections away from the contemptible Ken or a 'Robbo Clan pen and pencil set ®' made from genuine plastic.

For boys: Either  a genuine 'Lord Robbo Doll ®' which you can introduce to Ken in an attempt to woo his affections away from the contemptible Barbie or a 'Robbo Clan pen and pencil set ®' made from genuine plastic.

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